Total Medals Earned: 856 (From 141 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,230 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)
Beaten the first level.
Saved Kate.
Killed by every type of hazard.
Found the first Rune of Shalak.
Found the 8-bit world.
Medals Earned: 2/15 (15/500 points)
speak to the Oracle.
defeat the first boss.
defeat the second boss
defeat the fourth boss.
defeat the third boss.
obtain a health pickup.
cut 10,000 blades of grass.
defeat the sixth boss.
defeat the fifth boss.
defeat the seventh boss.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/9 (60/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
View all of the Bios
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/135 points)
Beat your first level!
Beat the tutorial level without using the Kraken
Click the Armor Link on the titlescreen
Beat the titlescreen.
Get four stars on each level on Island 1
Get four stars on each level on Island 2
Beat the game with any score.
Get four stars on each level on Island 3
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Transplant all bones
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/50 points)
Go to the Gameover Screen
Eat your first Green Snot
Click on the [You May Also Like Pimple Madness] Button
Eat 100 Snot
Win the game
Medals Earned: 5/10 (30/130 points)
Go full speed
Get negative 20 rings
Kill five bees
Get a negative number of rings
Kill two enemies without touching the ground
Go the minimum speed
Get 100 rings in a row without missing any
Medals Earned: 7/14 (45/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge